O Christmouse Tree
by Rafe

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree
How tempting are
Mew'er branches!

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree,
How tempting are
Mew'er branches!

Your boughs are green
And fun to climb
Oh how I'm glad it's 
Christmouse time

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree,
How tempting are
mew're branches!

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree,
Oh how mew keep me busy

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree,
Oh how mew keep me busy

Those shiny things 
Are everywhere
I can't just leave
Them hanging there

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree,
Oh how mew keep me busy

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree,
Mew're boughs taught
Me a lesson

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree,
Mew're boughs taught
Me a lesson

That mew are not a 
Real tree and when mew
Fall,  mew leave debris

O Christmouse Tree,
O Christmouse Tree,
Mew're boughs taught
Me a lesson